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Are you a lardabout or a stick insect?

Why do lardabouts seem addicted to fatty foods?

How can stick insects keep so thin?

Here are some links to sites that could give you the information and desire to change your diet.

*The British Dietetic Association*	Does Eating Rule Your Life?	*Eating Disorders*
British Heart Foundation	Do You Like Fatty Foods?	Fatty foods 'boost cancer risk'
Nutrition Values	Junk Food Topics	Fast Food Facts

Oh to be Thin

Oh to be thin or Oh to be thine,
I'd like to lose weight but I haven't the time,
Oh to be thin or Oh to be thine,
Pass me the burgers, that one is mine

Oh to be fat or Oh to be fine,
I'd like to gain weight but I haven't the time,
Oh to be fat or Oh to be fine,
Clog up your tubes with thick fat and slime

LARDABOUT

Lardabout, lardabout,
Where have you been?
Directing Traffic,
At Paddington Green